Yeti Joke

Joke by Monster Tales

How did the yeti feel when he had the flu?

Abominable!

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Please remember this site is an adult bigfoot site. On weekends, however, we post things children may enjoy. If you are new to the site, scroll down and read older posts. You will find much to like. ... Linda Newton-Perry

Find the 9 Differences

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Newspaper Column "A Matter of Time"

What bigfoot news did I hear, last week? Two individuals wrote of their adventures on our online bigfoot magazine, Bigfoot Ballyhoo (www.bigfootballyhoo.blogspot.com). I’m always appreciative of hearing about sightings, wood knockings etcetera. (While in the woods, I’ve been known to clunk a piece of fallen branch against a tree trunk and listen intently for a reply knock. It’s not happened yet!) 

The first adventure I will recount happened to a party of deer hunters on the first day of hunting season, near Florence, Oregon, (Canary Road, “far behind,” RF wrote.). The day was windy, rainy, and just plain dreary according to RF’s comment. Around 10:00 PM wood knockings from three different locations were heard along with some unidentified gibberish. A recorder was produced and these noises recorded. 

On Monday the recording was played to a BLM “person.” The “person” decided that the recording might be of an elk moving about. RF said it was a disappointing audience with BLM and he said he was happy to have Bigfoot Ballyhoo to write of his experience and vent. He thanked us.  And you Sir are very welcome. We do very much enjoy a  firsthand bigfoot adventure.

  

The second comment was of an actual sighting. Anonymous wrote (most readers do not give their name, signing anonymous) in 1977 he/she witnessed a bigfoot walk across a mountain meadow in southern Oregon. This comment was prompted by my asking for a few positive comments on Bigfoot Ballyhoo. It seems lately that the comments have all been negative. I’ve even been criticized for asking for comments. 

But, I ascribe to the old thinking that some things you get only if you ask for them; after all, the world can not read minds (it went something like that). If you haven’t enjoyed the online magazine, Bigfoot Ballyhoo, please do. On weekends we put things on the site that children may enjoy, but anytime children are welcome to read the articles and comments. We do not allow profanity and demand civility.

In the next few weeks, we, my husband and I, plan to travel to Canary Rd. (above mentioned), take a few photos and report back to the readers of Ballyhoo and this paper. RF, if you can give us more details of where you were, I’d appreciate it. Is it off the paved road? We will be in a car, so we need to know. 

To all our readers, please do comment on Ballyhoo and call this paper if you wish to talk to me by phone. Until next week, keep your cameras near if you’re going to be in the woods. Linda Newton-Perry

     

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Full many a glorious morning have I seen 

Flatter the mountain-tops with sovereign eye, 

Kissing with golden face the meadows green, 

Gilding pale streams with heavenly alchemy; 

Anon permit the basest clouds to ride 

With ugly rack on his celestial face, 

Wind from the forlorn world his visage hide,

Stealing unseen to west with this disgrace

--Shakespeare