Remember Ms. Kathy Bigfoot is to entertain children on the weekend.

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Ms. Kathy Bigfoot setting the table for her brother Max's visit. The raven did deliver news that Max scooped up a large squirrel from the road. It must be said that all bigfoots enjoy roadkill. Burt, Ms. Kathy's husband, is right at this moment in the woods searching for more roadkill. Bigfoots have large appetites. 

Newspaper Column

On the internet, claims are circulating that four bigfoots have been shot and killed (the states of California and Texas). In any number of bigfoot books one will also find such claims. The information available on bigfoot/sasquatch in books and on the internet is staggering. In both the newer California and older Texas alleged killings, the men involved worry, still do, that they will be in difficulty with authorities if they should be found out or come forward with their claims. 

     Why? In both cases the facial features of the bigfoots were so like those of humans, the men worried that it might be proved that these animals were so near to humans in makeup that they’d be charged with manslaughter. In the California incident the bodies, in one account, had been left where they lay when killed. In the Texas account they were buried.

     

     If in both these cases the information was to be hushed up, how is it the information is now circulating for all to know? It would probably be safe to say that this subject of bigfoot/sasquatch is so enthralling, so interesting, that the men involved couldn’t help but leak the news. And what results from this shady leaking of information? This questionable, unsubstantiated information simply further adds mystery and in the end doubt as to the animal’s existence.

    

     The consensus is this animal will be substantiated by science only with a body to examine. And it is believed, since no scientists of number, at  any rate, are stomping through the forests searching for the animal, that it will be an amateur bigfoot researcher, a hunter, a hiker or a log truck driver that discovers this body so badly needed.

      Here is something to think about: In many cases, when a body was reported to “authorities” it disappeared, never to be heard of again. So, what’s a person to do? I would think photos of the animal would be good. Perhaps one should notify TV and newspapers, if there is time before the “authorities” swoop in.

     In the California bodies mentioned above, one version of the story has it that the men that killed the two animals sliced tissue from them. Some of this tissue is being examined by a DNA expert. And that information is rumored to be included in a documentary of some sort in the near future. Are we close to hearing that, indeed, bigfoot/sasquatch is a real live animal that lives in our forests?  Sounds like it. Maybe! Until next week, Linda Newton-Perry

It's the weekend and we have things of interest to children.

Ms. Kathy Bigfoot has her nose in one of her favorite cookbooks. Her brother, Max, is paying her a visit this weekend. He has promised to pick up a little something (roadkill) to share with Ms. Kathy and her husband. Ms. Kathy enjoys the art of cooking and so here you see her making plans for a special meal. So that there will be plenty of good food Ms. Kathy has sent her husband out looking for roadkill. 

Ms. Kathy has not seen her brother for two years. She is excited about the visit. Burt, Ms. Kathy's husband is  not excited. He doesn't care for Max very much. But he has promised his wife that he will be on his best behavior during the visit.