Joey Bigfoot has recovered from a ruffing up by the puppet Roosevelt T. Forester. Joey was very glad his wife, Jenna, didn't have to watch the ordeal. For a certainty, he was sure, his worth in her eyes would have taken a real tumble.
There was no way that Joey could protect himself against the monster bigfoot, except perhaps to run. But Joey didn't think he had to "run." He reasoned, since Roosevelt was a friend of the Perrys that he was a decent fellow. W-R-O-N-G!
So, here we see the couple making their way to a private place to sit, watch the clouds cross the moon, and enjoy each other's company.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Remember Please
Please remember, Readers, Linda Newton-Perry and her husband, Christopher Perry, are not bigfoot researchers! They are simply bigfoot enthusiasts. And, furthermore, they do not claim to be any part of the bigfoot community. Bigfoot Ballyhoo is making the effort to be fun and informative.
So, add to the fun comment, comment, comment! About what you ask? Anything to do with bigfoot is fine, your beliefs, your fears, your sightings, anything.
We believe here at Ballyhoo that it is JUST "A Matter of Time" before mankind will get the news that this amazing animal exists.
We are waiting for your comment. ... Linda Newton-Perry
P.S. We would like to have some recent bigfoot science related articles on the web to Link to. Do you know of any?
Chapter 5: EYE OF THE BEAST
Excitement and sadness visited the Blake RorySpain Middle School, where Mary Joyce attended. This last weekend the gymnasium was broken into and set afire. Gym period was changed to study hall in the cafeteria.
It was reported that Mrs. LowSam had taken a leave of absence since there was no place for gym class to be held. Mrs. LowSam was very much missed.
Mary Joyce called her house once, but she wasn’t home. Weeks passed. The gymnasium building was being repaired, but very slowly. Word was that it may not be completed until the next school year.
Winter had officially arrived. It was time for Christmas break. Many evenings, to shop and to meet friends, Mary Joyce went to work at the mall with her mother. On arriving and leaving, she often glanced at the dumpster and thought of the time she believed she glimpsed Bigfoot.
The weather gradually turned warmer. And still the gymnasium was not completed.
Two days into spring break, Beth was tagging along to the mall with Mary Joyce. The days were longer now. It was a good hour before pitch dark and an hour or so before Mrs. Bandwilly was to finish work at the beauty salon.
Mary Joyce, feeling restless, convinced Beth to walk with her around the mall. This took them to the dumpster where Mary Joyce had seen Bigfoot.
Walking around the corner in the direction the animal had come, maybe in the same footsteps, the girls neared the dumpster. Being light still, neither girl was afraid. The blue-white light high up on a pole in the middle of the parking lot flickered on, where just below was parked the Bandwilly’s family car. Not in any hurry to go back inside the mall, the two friends leaned against the fender of the small car and watched the sunset colors fade from pink to grey.
The oddest and most unexpected thing happened next: Mrs. LowSam appeared at the dumpster, and was crawling behind it. “You sure it‘s Mrs. LowSam and not Mr. LowSam?” Beth asked.
Beth had been watching a pair of boys bicycling across the parking lot. And so, she hadn’t seen the figure crawl between the dumpster and mall wall.
“Come on, let’s go talk to her,” Beth shouted from over her shoulder─giggling mischievously.
“Mrs. LowSam, is that you?” asked Mary Joyce as they approached the overflowing dumpster.
“What?… Oh, girls, how are you?” the teacher said while scrambling out from behind the dumpster. “I’m sure you’re wondering what I’m doing here.”
Mary Joyce and Beth, both wide-eyed, glanced at each other, trying very hard not to break out in a fit of laughter, because of course they were wondering what she was doing camped out behind a dirty old dumpster.
She caught her long hair into a high pony tail and continued, “I guess I’ll have to be honest with you two.
In short, I’m the one all along that’s been interested in Bigfoot. Mr. LowSam is the skeptic, not me.”
The big, metal dumpster was smelly. So, Mrs. LowSam wrinkling her pug nose, walked away from it, motioning for the girls to follow. She kept glancing at the wooded hillside.
“Last week I think I may have seen the animal. I haven’t been able to sleep since then. So, I decided I’d just hide here and wait for the thing. I think it comes here to scrounge for food.” She finally stopped talking.
Excited, Mary Joyce lit nonstop into questioning the woman. Beth, however, just couldn’t get into the subject of Bigfoot. She’d walked to the corner of the building where the two boys on the bicycles had stopped and waved for Beth to come.
Mary Joyce whirled ‘round to call Beth. In the turn, she struck Mrs. LowSam’s elbow which caused something to fall from her pocket and clatter onto the asphalt.
At their feet was a silvery handgun. Mary Joyce’s mouth fell agape. She recognized the weapon as a
small frame revolver, perhaps a Smith and Wesson like her father’s.
“Oh dear! Oh dear! What ever must you think?” Mrs. LowSam sputtered after snatching the gun up and tucking it back into her pocket.
“Why do you have a gun?”
“Mary Joyce, dear, I need to talk to you. It isn’t really as bad as it looks,” she said while bending down at the dumpster to retrieve her forest-green backpack from behind it. The silver gun again slid from her pocket and clanged to a spinning stop at the corner of the dumpster.
Beth was walking back to them when she raised a hand in greeting to a security guard coming toward her just ten or so feet behind Mary Joyce and Mrs. LowSam. They turned in unison to see why Beth was waving. Mrs. LowSam, as her face drained of color, quickly but carefully nudged the small gun completely under the dumpster with the toe of her gym shoe.
“Ladies,” the friendly guard said, touching his hat in greeting. He walked on by.
Mary Joyce knew the man, for often her mother asked the guard to escort her to her car on nights she had to stay late, making the cash register tape balance with the money in its drawer.
“Let’s go inside and I’ll buy us all an ice cream cone. We can talk, then.” Mrs. LowSam bent again, presenting her wide posterior, but this time not in fun. She retrieved the gun and put it in a zippered pocket of her backpack. “Let me take this pack to my car.”
The girls followed their gym teacher, both wondering what sort of story would come of discovering this respected instructor, packing a gun behind Broadway Mall.
... to be continued next Monday
Marcy would like you to know:
I'm glad to see this subject being commented on by new voices. You had a post 3 or 4 days ago, asking what we would like to see from the government about the bigfoot creatures. I still haven't finished thinking about this, but there are some good starting points.
1. All governmental agencies simply must stop lying about the strong evidence of the existence of these hairy giants.
2. We have eight Primate Research Centers in this country, all financed under the National Institutes of Health. That's our tax money. These labs do some fine work in research, and they also maintain libraries of biological type specimens. These would be the logical starting points for some useful field work. I would love to see the N.I.H. initiate a written protocol for these scientists to have ready for the day when a specimen becomes available.
* How to transport a half-ton specimen?
* Where to take it?
* Which specialists will be available to call?
And I agree with the premise of this blog: the very best way to achieve a sensible standard for dealing with the creatures is for everyone who has had any interaction with them to say so. Talk it up!
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Thank you Marcy. ... Linda Newton-Perry
1. All governmental agencies simply must stop lying about the strong evidence of the existence of these hairy giants.
2. We have eight Primate Research Centers in this country, all financed under the National Institutes of Health. That's our tax money. These labs do some fine work in research, and they also maintain libraries of biological type specimens. These would be the logical starting points for some useful field work. I would love to see the N.I.H. initiate a written protocol for these scientists to have ready for the day when a specimen becomes available.
* How to transport a half-ton specimen?
* Where to take it?
* Which specialists will be available to call?
And I agree with the premise of this blog: the very best way to achieve a sensible standard for dealing with the creatures is for everyone who has had any interaction with them to say so. Talk it up!
____________
Thank you Marcy. ... Linda Newton-Perry
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